Crude MS Paint Style Remix

Please redraw the attached image in the most clumsy, messy, and hopelessly pathetic way possible. Use a white background and make it look like it was drawn in MS Paint with a mouse. It should vaguely resemble the original, but not really — like it’s kind of correct in some places yet strangely off and awkward overall. Emphasize a low-quality, pixelated look, and make it appear ridiculously badly drawn. …Actually, never mind — just draw it however you want in a sloppy way.